Letters From The Loft

Stuff From The Desk Of Chuck Thornton

Comicon 2008 Journal

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DAY THREE – CONT'D

We came across Castle Grayskull (in the background)…

Castle Grayskull

And nearby was Mr. Man himself…

He-Man sculpture

… or as his friends call him… “He”.

 There were quite a lot of announced projects based on 80’s cartoons. Besides the upcoming He-Man movie, there was a teaser for a Transformers sequel coming in 2009, and there’s also G.I.Joe movie in the works. You know you’re getting old when nostalgia starts operating a couple of decades this side of your childhood.

 As the afternoon approached, the crowd level was approaching Soylent Green proportions. Ben remarked that you couldn’t put this many people into such a relatively small piece of geography without some sort of impact on the planet’s gravitational field, and he convinced me that all the stuff we’re laying at the feet of global warming is really the fault of the Comicon.  I had to admit, that night the moon seemed closer.

 I wanted to see a preview of a new Fox show called Doll House, and since the show’s creator was fan-favorite Joss Whedon, I decided to attend the program just before it, then stick around so I’d have a chair.  That program was an appearance by best-selling author Dean Koontz, and this was the first time he had ever appeared at the Comicon, or stepped foot off his front porch.

 I’m just kidding, but it was pretty obvious that Mr. Koontz wasn’t at all familiar with this venue, didn’t know what to expect, and hadn’t really been given any guidance on what to do once he stepped out on stage. The only reason he was there is because a publisher is producing a comic book based on his series of Odd Thomas novels. Although he claimed to have approved the material, he had no hand in writing it, so basically he was just doing his due diligence in promoting it. But you could tell when he started talking that he didn’t quite know how to approach the rather sizeable segment of his readership that also happen to read comic books and use them for fashion tips.

 Most of the savvy Comicon guests just come out and start taking questions. But Dean Koontz wasn’t savvy, and thought that, as an invited speaker, he should actually deliver a speech. He wasn’t completely unaware of his location, so he tried to relate his remarks to comic books, but it was tough since he admitted he hadn’t read any since he was a kid. So the best he could do was say, “You know, there are things that have happened in my life that seem like they came out of a comic book,” and then go on to relate some random anecdotes that had nothing to do with comics. It was sort of like if I was invited to speak at a plumber’s convention and told my audience that toilets were a total mystery to me, but there were times in my life that seemed to take place in one.

 But you know… he did okay. He was such an obviously nice man who cares deeply about his work, and his anecdotes were genuinely entertaining. I was afraid the Comicon crowd would get impatient and treat him rudely, but instead they listened, and laughed, and when he opened it up for questions, they were respectful and admiring. He visibly relaxed over the course of the program, and I think he was relieved by the appreciative applause he received when he finished… but I’m pretty sure he still peeled out of the parking lot as soon as possible.

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