Letters From The Loft

Stuff From The Desk Of Chuck Thornton

Stowing: My Way

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Humility is to make a right estimate of one's self"
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Charles Spurgeon (1834-1892), Pastor

I’ve heard that every once in a while, it’s therapeutic to share something embarrassing about yourself… it’s supposed to help you maintain a healthy perspective, keep you from getting too arrogant, prevent you from taking yourself too seriously, and other touchy-feely things like that. But personally, to get that kind of therapy, I don’t need to share stories that show I’m playing checkers on life’s Parcheesi board. Folks don’t need past illustrations of my lack of decorum or common sense when every day I’m out there painting new masterpieces.

And let’s face it, even if I never shared my less-than-shining moments, I have a wife, two sons, and a very close friend who encounter me day-to-day and are more than willing to take up the slack, sometimes sharing the same stories over and over again, adding embellishments each time, until what started out as a slightly amusing anecdote about one of my minor mishaps becomes the stuff of legend. So occasionally, I do need to share one of these stories myself to bring it down a notch and set the record straight.

The following story is a good example. Sue, Ben and Sam love to share this with family, friends, people in the check-out line, and the folks who show up at the local town-hall meetings. So strictly in the interests of accuracy, let me tell you the real story. It won’t stop my family from gleefully sharing my capability for astounding acts of cluelessness (which is hardly news), but perhaps you’ll gain a greater understanding of the thought processes that prompt my behavior. Just ignore all those warnings about staring into the abyss.

This is also a cautionary tale told in the public interest.  If even one family, after hearing this story, can avoid repeating the same mistakes I made... well, frankly, it won't make much difference to me, unless I happen to be traveling with them. And, ironically, once they hear this story, it's highly unlikely that anyone would make that particular travel arrangement.

This happened during one of our family camping trips. Sadly, we don’t do this much anymore… it’s hard to get schedules to coincide now that my sons are grown, and after years of vacations spent where the accommodations consisted of a tent, cot, and a bathroom located just over the hill, Sue has decided that Hilton pitches a better camp site. But back in the day, our family would pack up a Ford Aerostar minivan and head for the so-so outdoors (we lowered our outdoors requirement from "great" after the second or third disappointment).  We didn’t take planes to resort areas; we didn’t stay in hotels with pools and arcades; we camped.  There are good reasons for camping.  It's refreshing to get outdoors and enjoy the natural beauty this great nation has to offer.  It's a wonderful opportunity to become a closer-knit family by huddling around a campfire.  And, mainly, it's a lot cheaper to live in a tent and eat baloney for a week than to fork over your home equity to Disneyworld.

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